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Dr.
Strangebeard
Strangebeard
Winston
Brothers Book 5
Brothers Book 5
by
Penny Reid
Penny Reid
Genre:
Contemporary Romance
Contemporary Romance
Hunches,
horse races, and heartbreak
horse races, and heartbreak
Ten
years after Simone Payton broke his heart, all Roscoe Winston wants
is a doughnut. He’d also like to forget her entirely, but that’s
never going to happen. Roscoe Winston remembers everything—every
look, every word, every single unrequited second—and the last thing
he needs is another memory of Simone.
years after Simone Payton broke his heart, all Roscoe Winston wants
is a doughnut. He’d also like to forget her entirely, but that’s
never going to happen. Roscoe Winston remembers everything—every
look, every word, every single unrequited second—and the last thing
he needs is another memory of Simone.
Unfortunately,
after one chance encounter, Simone keeps popping up everywhere he
happens to be . . .
after one chance encounter, Simone keeps popping up everywhere he
happens to be . . .
Ten
years after Roscoe Winston dropped out of her life, all Simone Payton
wants is to exploit him. She’d also like some answers from her
former best friend about why he ghosted her, but if she never gets
those answers, that’s a-okay. Simone let go of the past a long time
ago. Seriously, she has. She totally, totally has. She is
definitely
not still thinking about Roscoe.
Nope. She’s more than happy to forget he exists.
Dr.
Strange Beard is a full-length romantic comedy novel,
can
be read as a stand-alone, and
is the fifth book in the USA TODAY bestselling Winston Brothers
series.
to Goodreads
Penny
Reid is the Wall Street Journal and USA Today Best Selling Author of
the Winston Brothers, Knitting in the City, Rugby, and Hypothesis
series. She used to spend her days writing federal grant proposals as
a biomedical researcher, but now she just writes books. She’s also
a full time mom to three diminutive adults, wife, daughter, knitter,
crocheter, sewer, general crafter, and thought ninja.
Reid is the Wall Street Journal and USA Today Best Selling Author of
the Winston Brothers, Knitting in the City, Rugby, and Hypothesis
series. She used to spend her days writing federal grant proposals as
a biomedical researcher, but now she just writes books. She’s also
a full time mom to three diminutive adults, wife, daughter, knitter,
crocheter, sewer, general crafter, and thought ninja.
Please
feel free to drop her a line. She’d be happy to hijack your thoughts!
You can find her on her blog or email her: pennreid at gmail dot com
feel free to drop her a line. She’d be happy to hijack your thoughts!
You can find her on her blog or email her: pennreid at gmail dot com
“Why are you here?”
Simone twisted toward me, resting the side of her head against the back window of the truck’s cab. “Are
you asking me why am I in Green Valley? Or are you asking me why I’m here, now, in Hawk’s Field?
Because we already covered the latter and, honestly, I don’t want to discuss the former.”
I lifted an eyebrow at her slippery response. “No. We did not cover the latter.”
It seemed to me like she didn’t wish to discuss anything of substance except how much she hated the idea
of falling in love.
“Yes, we did cover it.” Her eyes were on my raised eyebrow and her lips pressed together, like she was
combating a grin.
“No. We didn’t. I asked, ‘What are you doing out here, Simone?’ And you said—” I paused here to lift
my voice and imitate hers, Yankee accent and all, “‘Oh, well, you know. Shelly and Beau mentioned that
you like to camp one night a week.’”
“Roscoe.” She laughed, hitting me lightly on the shoulder with the back of her hand. “I do not sound like
that.”
I caught her wrist so she couldn’t hit me again, she was a double hitter. “So then I asked, ‘You were
looking for me?’ And you said, ‘Yes.’ And then you asked a hundred questions in order to change the
subject—”
“I was not trying to change the subject,” she hollered.
The uneasiness and charged atmosphere from moments prior had dissipated, and I breathed in a full
breath, rolling my eyes with a great deal of exaggeration. “As I was saying, in order to change the subject
and distract me from the fact that you never answered my original question.”
“I’m sorry”—she put on a mask of confusion, the effect mostly ruined by the cute and mischievous smile
she was attempting to iron from her features— “what was the original question?”
I wasn’t going to ask again, but I didn’t need to. As she’d alluded earlier, there were other ways to get
answers out of her, tried and true methods.
My eyes dropped to her neck. A tick of meaningful silence passed, during which I questioned myself and
the wisdom of what I was doing—teasing her, threatening to tickle her, which would necessitate putting
my hands on her, disregarding the levelheaded precautions I’d put in place to maintain the essential
barrier between us in order to avoid making new memories I couldn’t control—but I actively decided to
ignore wisdom and good sense.
Just for a minute.
Just for a moment.
Just to be with her again, like this.
Simone gasped, breaking the silence and yanking her hand away.
“You wouldn’t dare.”
I grinned, my eyes still on her neck, where she was most ticklish.
She covered each side of her throat with her hands, a preemptive defense strategy, but she was giggling.
Lifting my eyebrows, I tilted my head to the side and braced my hands on either side of me, preparing to
launch myself if necessary. “Answer the question.”
Now she was laughing again, watching me, as though waiting to see if I did dare.I pushed myself up and she squealed, her hands bracing against my chest. I easily captured her wrists with
one hand, wrapped my other arm around her torso, and brought her back down on the bed. Straddling her
thighs and sitting on her knees, I lifted her arms over her head while she focused her defensive efforts on
tucking her chin to her chest.
Between gasping laughter, she said, “I should have worn a turtleneck.”
“Poor planning, princess.” I laughed, trying to get my fingers under her chin, and had to work to keep my
seat because she was now bucking her hips and trying to bend her knees, proving herself to be stronger
than I’d assumed.
No matter. Pulling her arms to the right, I maneuvered her on her side and found the sweet skin at the
back of her neck.
Simone bucked again, but this time it was a reflexive response, because I’d found her spot. She shrieked
as I tickled her.
“Oh my God, I can’t breathe.”
I stopped. “Answer the question.”
She panted and gasped, shaking her head, and giving me a big, teasing grin. “Never!”
Squinting in suspicion, I studied her twisted form. She wasn’t struggling, her wrists in my hands were
slack, her body was both relaxed and clearly bracing for another attack, like she anticipated it, like she
wanted it, like she was having a good time and wanted it to last.
Despite the chill, I was getting hot under the collar. My eyes moved over her prone form, traveling from
her beaming smile to her neck, the swell of her breasts, the indent of her waist, the generous curve of her
backside. The urge to do something—to her, with her, inside her—seized my lungs and nerves and
muscles, a blazing flare of carnal want shot down my spine.
Yeah, I’d definitely lost control of this new memory.
Breathing out at the dizzying instinct, I moved completely off her body. I released her wrists—releasing
her—as I averted my eyes and backed away to gather my wits. She sat up, reaching for me. I twisted
away. The bed of the truck was too crowded, so I turned to jump down. Before I could, she caught me by
the arm.
“Hey.” Her grip was tight and she tugged. “What’s wrong?”
I shook my head, tossing my thumb over my shoulder. “Just remembered something.”
“Roscoe—”
Pulling my arm from her fingers, I hopped over the edge of the truck and walked toward the tent. I
reached the first post, I walked beyond it, my direction aimless.
I suspected it wasn’t like this for most folks, but this sporadically cruel and often inconvenient time travel
to my past was all I knew. Therefore, I dealt with it the only way I knew how.
I retreated.
Simone twisted toward me, resting the side of her head against the back window of the truck’s cab. “Are
you asking me why am I in Green Valley? Or are you asking me why I’m here, now, in Hawk’s Field?
Because we already covered the latter and, honestly, I don’t want to discuss the former.”
I lifted an eyebrow at her slippery response. “No. We did not cover the latter.”
It seemed to me like she didn’t wish to discuss anything of substance except how much she hated the idea
of falling in love.
“Yes, we did cover it.” Her eyes were on my raised eyebrow and her lips pressed together, like she was
combating a grin.
“No. We didn’t. I asked, ‘What are you doing out here, Simone?’ And you said—” I paused here to lift
my voice and imitate hers, Yankee accent and all, “‘Oh, well, you know. Shelly and Beau mentioned that
you like to camp one night a week.’”
“Roscoe.” She laughed, hitting me lightly on the shoulder with the back of her hand. “I do not sound like
that.”
I caught her wrist so she couldn’t hit me again, she was a double hitter. “So then I asked, ‘You were
looking for me?’ And you said, ‘Yes.’ And then you asked a hundred questions in order to change the
subject—”
“I was not trying to change the subject,” she hollered.
The uneasiness and charged atmosphere from moments prior had dissipated, and I breathed in a full
breath, rolling my eyes with a great deal of exaggeration. “As I was saying, in order to change the subject
and distract me from the fact that you never answered my original question.”
“I’m sorry”—she put on a mask of confusion, the effect mostly ruined by the cute and mischievous smile
she was attempting to iron from her features— “what was the original question?”
I wasn’t going to ask again, but I didn’t need to. As she’d alluded earlier, there were other ways to get
answers out of her, tried and true methods.
My eyes dropped to her neck. A tick of meaningful silence passed, during which I questioned myself and
the wisdom of what I was doing—teasing her, threatening to tickle her, which would necessitate putting
my hands on her, disregarding the levelheaded precautions I’d put in place to maintain the essential
barrier between us in order to avoid making new memories I couldn’t control—but I actively decided to
ignore wisdom and good sense.
Just for a minute.
Just for a moment.
Just to be with her again, like this.
Simone gasped, breaking the silence and yanking her hand away.
“You wouldn’t dare.”
I grinned, my eyes still on her neck, where she was most ticklish.
She covered each side of her throat with her hands, a preemptive defense strategy, but she was giggling.
Lifting my eyebrows, I tilted my head to the side and braced my hands on either side of me, preparing to
launch myself if necessary. “Answer the question.”
Now she was laughing again, watching me, as though waiting to see if I did dare.I pushed myself up and she squealed, her hands bracing against my chest. I easily captured her wrists with
one hand, wrapped my other arm around her torso, and brought her back down on the bed. Straddling her
thighs and sitting on her knees, I lifted her arms over her head while she focused her defensive efforts on
tucking her chin to her chest.
Between gasping laughter, she said, “I should have worn a turtleneck.”
“Poor planning, princess.” I laughed, trying to get my fingers under her chin, and had to work to keep my
seat because she was now bucking her hips and trying to bend her knees, proving herself to be stronger
than I’d assumed.
No matter. Pulling her arms to the right, I maneuvered her on her side and found the sweet skin at the
back of her neck.
Simone bucked again, but this time it was a reflexive response, because I’d found her spot. She shrieked
as I tickled her.
“Oh my God, I can’t breathe.”
I stopped. “Answer the question.”
She panted and gasped, shaking her head, and giving me a big, teasing grin. “Never!”
Squinting in suspicion, I studied her twisted form. She wasn’t struggling, her wrists in my hands were
slack, her body was both relaxed and clearly bracing for another attack, like she anticipated it, like she
wanted it, like she was having a good time and wanted it to last.
Despite the chill, I was getting hot under the collar. My eyes moved over her prone form, traveling from
her beaming smile to her neck, the swell of her breasts, the indent of her waist, the generous curve of her
backside. The urge to do something—to her, with her, inside her—seized my lungs and nerves and
muscles, a blazing flare of carnal want shot down my spine.
Yeah, I’d definitely lost control of this new memory.
Breathing out at the dizzying instinct, I moved completely off her body. I released her wrists—releasing
her—as I averted my eyes and backed away to gather my wits. She sat up, reaching for me. I twisted
away. The bed of the truck was too crowded, so I turned to jump down. Before I could, she caught me by
the arm.
“Hey.” Her grip was tight and she tugged. “What’s wrong?”
I shook my head, tossing my thumb over my shoulder. “Just remembered something.”
“Roscoe—”
Pulling my arm from her fingers, I hopped over the edge of the truck and walked toward the tent. I
reached the first post, I walked beyond it, my direction aimless.
I suspected it wasn’t like this for most folks, but this sporadically cruel and often inconvenient time travel
to my past was all I knew. Therefore, I dealt with it the only way I knew how.
I retreated.
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